i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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