who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
