she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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