I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
...so i touched it.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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