i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
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