how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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