Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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