he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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