11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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