Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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