actually, I'm a sock model
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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