I hate your face
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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