Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
You took a bar mat shot.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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