Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Two words: nipple clamps
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
