Me. At least after what I've been through.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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