Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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