my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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