tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
You are the jesus of drinking
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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