Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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