Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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