i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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