I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I am naked and annoyed.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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