I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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