Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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