we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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