Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
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