your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
She even gives head with a lisp.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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