ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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