A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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