Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
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