but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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