then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
wow bdsm is so cute
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