Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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