About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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