so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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