Whod you bang
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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