And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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