btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
