: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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