whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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