So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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