Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
wanna go halves on a baby?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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