Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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