just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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