oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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