love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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