Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
The Olympian is in my bed
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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