I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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