i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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