i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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